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11 Ways To Get Fired From Your Job.
By Vincent | November 13, 2009
We’ve wrote about the mistakes you must avoid when writing your resume cover letter and we also wrote an article with great tips for your salary negotiation. So you got the job but now you’ve probably need some tips on how to keep your job. I got fired not so long ago because I was working on my blogs too much; this is now why I can make a living as a problogger
. I’m glad my boss fired me. As a matter of fact it was probably the best thing happening to me in 2007. LOL
If you want to get fired or not, you better watch out and be careful. Here are 11 ways that can get you fired.
Be honest with your job interview letters.
To start off with number 1; you should have been honest with writing your resume and job interview letter. There’s a big change your boss will check your references and this can lose you your job before you even have it.
Start a relationship with your boss.
Nice for the gossips at the coffee machine but the office fling can end in an immediate loss of your job. And trust me it’s; always you and not your boss who will be kicked out.
Make lots of private calls.
Spending too much time on private things often result on spending all your time on private things.
Watch out with Gossiping.
You never know who is listing along. Not only it can cost you the trust from other but it can also cost you your job.
Be careful with your job hunting.
Don’t send job interview letter from your office computer but use the computer at home. There is a really big change that you are being watched. Don’t mention anything about it your IM and e-mails.
Drunk during office hours.
One of the quickest ways to get fired is probably to get drunk during lunch. If you are out to lunch with that big important customer it isn’t wrong to take a glass of wine to celebrate the new contract but don’t overdo it.
Blame others for your mistakes.
Take responsibility for your actions and admit your mistakes. Don’t try to muffle them away and don’t put the blame on others. The truth will bite you in the ass and no one trusts a liar.
Don’t forget to check your work.
Especially when it comes to numbers, being careful is of upmost importance. A wrong placed 0 can cost your company several millions and it can cost you your job. Be careful!!
Browsing the web.
If you are online to much you’ll be without a job pretty fast. And stay away from porn sites, your boss can be watching don’t forget that. Just let the porn be… till you get at home…
Isolate yourself from your colleagues.
If you want to make something of your work you need to corporate with your colleagues and you also need the goodwill of your colleagues. If you are on a island by yourself your worth “nothing”.
Don’t become a (pro)blogger.
This is what happened to me: I didn’t like my job anymore because I wanted to be a full time blogger. I was reading other blogs like problogger, I was calling with advertisers and testing and building things on my blog. This influenced my performance a lot as you can understand. The other mayor reason was that I couldn’t get along with my boss and some of my colleagues because they where complete morons. Me working on my blogs was for them the ideal reason for me to be kicked out. And guys, I want to say it again; be careful with your e-mail, IM and surf history. They had tracked everything I did and the weeks prior to me being fired.
Anyway this is all in the past now, I’m glad that I’m fired, it resulted for me in lots of great opportunities.
I hope you put this list in action whether you want to get fired or not;).
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