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Saturday, March 8th, 2008Do women call you Fatty?
Do women call you Baldy?
Technical Help Desk, May I Help You?
Saturday, March 1st, 2008This is a supposedly a true story from the Word Perfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, the person is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "termination without cause". This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal : "Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I’m having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What’s a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
Don’t Mess With Seniors!
Thursday, February 21st, 2008There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 57 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk….
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There’s something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
6 Truths of Life.
Friday, February 15th, 2008
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Sorry about this I was An Idiot too and Needed Company….
Have You Ever Wondered What Idiots Look Like?
Monday, February 4th, 2008
Have you ever wondered what idiots look like?
Well, wonder no more!
YES THAT IS A POWER CORD FLOATING ON FLIP FLOPS!!
This is so stupid it can’t be real, however… I have seen men do a lot of stupid things especially when comes to beer and food.
