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16 reasons to dump her!
By Vincent | September 26, 2007
Is she the one for you? 16 reasons to dump her!
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She is moaning about her periods constantly. We know, we really really know; being a woman can be a living hell!!
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She has a bad breath. Buying her toothbrushes instead of roses and stuffing her with breath mints isn’t a solution, get out of there!!
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She has facial hair. Do I need to say more?
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She’s a Leach. She calls you all the time because she needs your help and sucks up all your time with her problems.
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She lets you choose; change yourself and compromise and we’ll get married or it’s over! RUN! RUN! RUN! My dear friends. If you don’t run, you’ll regret if after many years.
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She talks too much. You can keep this up for years but it will break you up, she’ll drive you nuts!!
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Her friends are highly annoying.
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She spends too much time and money shopping. If she loves Versace and Dolce & Gabbana more than you, than you’ll have a real problem!
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You have never seen her with out stubble on her legs.
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She’s a hater. She hates your ideas, she hates your friends and she fills your head with poison. What are you waiting for; get the hell out of there before you’ll know it, you’ll be 45 and are you having the same boring desk job as 20 years earlier and the only exciting thing you’ll ever do is your Sunday morning visit to your mother in-law.
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You are already bored and regretting it that you never enjoyed your single life. This will tear you up in time. Go out and have fun!!
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She’s becoming a bitter old witch. This is not going to change; as a matter of fact it’s only going to get worse.
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You have figured out how to get sex without committing to a relationship. And gentlemen; I mean this without paying for it.
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You use to call her princes (in the good old days) but now you always have to kiss her ass and she won’t leave you alone to do her chores.
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You are walking punching bag. Okay, be fair, you are to blame for many things but come on!!
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She likes women more than you do. I know; every man is dreaming about it and even thinking about it makes a man sweat. Nothing is a bigger turn on than seeing two stunning ladies getting it on. But be aware; once she’s talking about the soft hands of her friends and that their lips look so soft and full than you’re in trouble. Remember this; you are not sensitive or understanding and you ruined your hands working on your car. Get out of there before it’s too late. You’ll always be remembered as the man who turned his girl gay.
I hope that you’re fortunate enough to have paired up with a woman who appreciates you for who you are and appreciates life. Finding your “soul mate” can be fantastic and could easily be the best thing ever happing to you. The whole point of being together is that you have someone to share your life with and to grow old with. Love can be fantastic and beautiful but remember; not all women grow finer with time!! If this list makes you really thinking than there isn’t much hope for you, do the right thing and get out of there.
Tell me; what was your reason for dumping your ex?
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Topics: Sex & Women | 2 Comments »
February 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
In regards to #5) – what’s wrong with compromise?
In the words of whoever sang that song:
“It’s not all rainbows and butterflies
It’s compromise, it moves us alooooong”
Also, if you’re that disturbed by facial hair, why would you get into a relationship with her in the first place? Just a thought.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
There’s nothing wrong with compromising, except when you have too. I don’t want to be told what I can or cannot do, it’s that simple. Compromising needs to be a two way streak.
And about the facial hair; good point!! ;p