5 Romance Killers: be Careful Men!

Offer her a massage

What is this 1985?? This might have worked then but come on, act like you live in 2008.

Give her a gift card for a spa massage; this shows her you care that she’s pampered, even when there’s no immediate chance of you getting laid as a result.

Too Much Aftershave.

Of course she wants you to smell nice and clean but don’t bath in aftershave. Be careful with not only how much but also with what brand. She doesn’t want to sit next to a guy who smells like a toilet bowl.

Women only want to notice your cologne when they are close to you. Trust me on this; when the come closer they realize that they are entering your comfort zone and than they happen to notice how lovely you smell; this is the trick to cologne and seduction. Again; trust me on this.

After a shower, when you’re naked and dry, spray cologne into the air and walk through it. Never spray more than once or twice and never onto your clothes.

Don’t be wine expert

If you don’t know anything about it, don’t pretend you do. If you do know something, don’t be pretentious about it. Just pour her a glass and say "cheers".

Take her out to normal restaurants.

Don’t try to be a hotshot and bring her to a restaurant with a gazillion Michelin Stars. She don’t want to see tight-arsed waiters hovering like seagulls around your table and she couldn’t care less about that fancy 100 page wine list in French.

Just take her to your favourite place with the nice music playing in the background and the relaxing atmosphere.

Remember, if you can’t relax, you can’t seduce.

Romantic music

Yeah play some Barry White, Sade or Julio Iglesias. Hell no; if you play this she’ll knows for sure that you want to get in her pants.

Don’t forget: you are a Modern Men so act like it and play some modern tunes!