As some of you know we have 2 dogs.
On shear impulse I told her that "NO" that I was starting the purina Diet again, although I probably should not because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no; it was because I had been sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid Blond……………..why else would I buy dog food
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